- "The powerful horns on these guys slow them down. Slip behind them and kick some keister!"
- — Noise Report
- Forward Immunity: Minimal Rhino is immune to attacks from the front, reducing such damage to little or even none.
- Rhino Toss: Minimal Rhino jabs its horn into its victim, followed by tossing the victim into the air.
- Horn Slam: Minimal Rhino rears up on its hind legs, then slams its horn down to deal damage in the area in front of it. Compared to House Rhino's Stomp, Horn Slam has a larger range.