- "These penguins move in groups, waiting for their leader's cue to attack."
- — Noise Report
J Popguin has no passive capabilities.
- Flurry Slap: The J Popguin rapidly flails its wings in front of itself to repeatedly slap the player when they get too close.
- Penguin Slide: The J Popguin slides on its stomach at the player, causing damage upon contact.
Attack as normal while avoiding the J Popguin's slide attack.